The first is Smurf Sex:
This happens during the honeymoon period.
You both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

The second is Kitchen Sex:
This is the beginning of the marriage.
You'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

The third is Bedroom Sex:
You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids,
so you've got to do it in the bedroom.

The fourth is Hallway Sex:
This is where you pass each other in the
hallway and say, Oh, Fuck YOU!

The fifth is Courtroom Sex:
>This is where you get divorced and your wife delights in
screwing you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

-by some random